Dan Cummins http://www.dancummins.tv News, Tour Dates, Photos, Video, Press, Jokes and more from comedian Dan Cummins Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:39:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Ohio and Kentucky. I’m coming for you next weekend… http://www.dancummins.tv/ohio-and-kentucky-im-coming-for-you-next-weekend/ http://www.dancummins.tv/ohio-and-kentucky-im-coming-for-you-next-weekend/#comments Sat, 14 Aug 2010 21:39:58 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=245 Ohio and Kentucky.  I will be at the Cincinnati Funny Bone this coming weekend, August 19-22.  Showtimes are 8PM on Thursday and Friday, 7:30 PM on Saturday and Sunday, 10:15 on Friday, and 10PM on Saturday. The club’s located at One Levee Way, Newport, KY (across the river from downtown Cincy).  Call 859 957-2000 for tickets, or go to http://www.funnyboneonthelevee.com/comicbio.aspx?comicid=da8e82a3-db07-48b5-88cc-068631292939&locationid=a9ca460d-ac76-4cb1-9546-2629d5de9bc9 Thanks!!  And, if you want to see me in your city, here’s how we make that happen.  Get everyone you know to start calling your local comedy club (or whatever venue could have a show in your area).  If the demand is there, they will get a hold of me, and I will come.  Watch “Field of Dreams” if you’re still confused :)

Thanks!

DC

PS – I just uploaded this week’s “Fresh Off The Pot” to www.youtube.com/dancummins  I discuss Jet Blue’s super former flight attendant Slater, the art world’s Kieron Willamson, and a Texas drunk.

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/ohio-and-kentucky-im-coming-for-you-next-weekend/feed/ 0 Orange County and LA – listen the F up. I will be at the Brea Improv Wednesday, July 28th http://www.dancummins.tv/orange-county-and-la-listen-the-f-up-i-will-be-at-the-brea-improv-wednesday-july-28th/ http://www.dancummins.tv/orange-county-and-la-listen-the-f-up-i-will-be-at-the-brea-improv-wednesday-july-28th/#comments Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:06:42 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=243 Hello all. Well, I have a rare headlining show in Orange County July 28th, this coming Wednesday, at 8PM.  Opening up will be the very funny Taylor Williamson from Comedy Central, The Late, Late Show, and Last Comic Standing.  Show starts at 8PM, and for the address to the club, and all ticket info, please click here.  Also, if you want some daily on-line jokes at your fingertips, please follow me on Twitter, or on Facebook.  C’mon down, it’ll be fun.

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/orange-county-and-la-listen-the-f-up-i-will-be-at-the-brea-improv-wednesday-july-28th/feed/ 0 Columbia, Missouri this weekend, July 15, 16, 17th http://www.dancummins.tv/columbia-missouri-this-weekend-july-15-16-17th/ http://www.dancummins.tv/columbia-missouri-this-weekend-july-15-16-17th/#comments Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:02:51 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/columbia-missouri-this-weekend-july-15-16-17th/ Hello Show me Staters,
You should come down to Deja Vu Comedy Club this weekend. Maybe on Thursday around, say, 9:30PM? Or maybe on Friday or Saturday around 8? Or 10:15? Mmmm. I don’t know. Might be fun. I think you should do it. I’ll be waiting.

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/columbia-missouri-this-weekend-july-15-16-17th/feed/ 1 Austin Texas this week! http://www.dancummins.tv/austin-texas-this-week/ http://www.dancummins.tv/austin-texas-this-week/#comments Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:30:31 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=240 Hi everyone,

I’ll be at Cap City Comedy Club, 8120 research boulevard, Austin Texas, this week, Wednesday – Saturday night.  To purchase tickets, go to either www.capcitycomedy.com, or call 512 467-2333.  Cap City is a great club, and Austin is a great town for live comedy.  Hope to see some of you soon!  I’ll also have my new DVD if you one to pick up a signed copy!  I’ll also have a mustache, and promise to explain why on stage.

Love,

Daniel

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/austin-texas-this-week/feed/ 0 “Crazy with a Capital F” DVD is here tomorrow June 8th (25 minutes not already aired) http://www.dancummins.tv/crazy-with-a-capital-f-dvd-is-here-tomorrow-june-8th-25-minutes-not-already-aired/ http://www.dancummins.tv/crazy-with-a-capital-f-dvd-is-here-tomorrow-june-8th-25-minutes-not-already-aired/#comments Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:48:57 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=237 The 65 minute DVD, Crazy with a Capital F, comes out tomorrow on itunes, amazon, bestbuy.com, and in select stores.  There are also over 25 minutes of bonus features I hope you enjoy.  And, I should have a hard copy of the CD version of the special soon.  I’ll be selling, and signing, both at live shows for a long time to come.  And, if you haven’t already, sign up as a fan on facebook, follow me on Twitter, and subscribe to my Youtube channel for more videos, updates, and random, meaningless thoughts.  And keep coming back right here for schedule updates (schedule is also still up on MySpace).  Thanks everybody! I love some of you,

Dan

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/crazy-with-a-capital-f-dvd-is-here-tomorrow-june-8th-25-minutes-not-already-aired/feed/ 1 Crazy with a Capital F CD and DVD info… uncensored un-aired clips up on Youtube http://www.dancummins.tv/crazy-with-a-capital-f-cd-and-dvd-info-uncensored-un-aired-clips-up-on-youtube/ http://www.dancummins.tv/crazy-with-a-capital-f-cd-and-dvd-info-uncensored-un-aired-clips-up-on-youtube/#comments Mon, 31 May 2010 22:02:48 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=235 First, thanks to everyone who watched my new special this past weekend.  Hope you liked it!!  If you want to hear some extra jokes right now, go to itunes and download the CD, or, if you want a real life hard copy with CD with sweet album artwork, fold out cover and more, go to amazon.com, and they will make that happen for you.  Also, the DVD comes out June 8th, with 25 minutes of uncensored jokeage not aired on Comedy Central.  No beeps!!  Also, select uncensored jokes from the special (aired and  not aired) are up at www.youtube.com/dancummins.  Hope to see you later this year at one of my live shows, where you will hear loads of new jokes.  And where you can touch me.  But not on the face.  Please, don’t touch my face.  It’s inappropriate.

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/crazy-with-a-capital-f-cd-and-dvd-info-uncensored-un-aired-clips-up-on-youtube/feed/ 0 More previews for the new special at Jokes.com, and here! http://www.dancummins.tv/more-previews-for-the-new-special-at-jokes-com-and-here/ http://www.dancummins.tv/more-previews-for-the-new-special-at-jokes-com-and-here/#comments Fri, 28 May 2010 22:04:58 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=232 Well, I just wrapped up a giant radio tour today for the new special, which I hear Comedy Central has been running lots of commercials for.  If you go to www.jokes.com, Comedy Central’s website, they have added some new previews of the special to the homepage.  Also, I will have loads of new videos up at www.youtube.com/dancummins tomorrow, and have posted a few new ones already in the last couple days.  Hope you all like them, and tell your friends.  And, if you would like a hard copy of the CD version of the special, currently out on itunes, you can order one through Amazon.com, where they have both mp3s and a made-to-order CD available.  Thanks!

]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/more-previews-for-the-new-special-at-jokes-com-and-here/feed/ 0 CD for Crazy With A Capital F comes out tomorrow, May 25th. http://www.dancummins.tv/cd-for-crazy-with-a-capital-f-comes-out-tomorrow-may-25th/ http://www.dancummins.tv/cd-for-crazy-with-a-capital-f-comes-out-tomorrow-may-25th/#comments Mon, 24 May 2010 23:59:24 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=228 You can download the CD to the new special a few days before it airs on itunes and at amazon.com.  Hope you like it.  Also, Rooftop comedy interviewed me about the special last week, here’s a link to that:

http://blog.rooftopcomedy.com/2010/05/19/dan-cummins-interview/

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Jokes.com
Dan Cummins – Outdoing Yourself
comedians.comedycentral.com
Futurama New Episodes Ugly Americans Funny TV Comedy Blog
Jokes.com
Dan Cummins – Tiny Porcelain Army
comedians.comedycentral.com
Futurama New Episodes Ugly Americans Funny TV Comedy Blog


]]> http://www.dancummins.tv/220/feed/ 0 Made the news…. for drunk on-line shopping. ABC News article… http://www.dancummins.tv/made-the-news-for-drunk-on-line-shopping-abc-news-article/ http://www.dancummins.tv/made-the-news-for-drunk-on-line-shopping-abc-news-article/#comments Fri, 14 May 2010 20:03:25 +0000 dan http://www.dancummins.tv/?p=216 Finally, I’ve been quoted extensively by a legitimate news source… about buying things while drunk.  Perfect.

Link to ABC News article

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