Columbus this weekend, Chicago on June 18th.

Hello Buckeye nation,

I know this week as been hard on you.  Don’t worry, I’ll give you a shoulder to cry on, right after I’m done making fun of you at the Funny Bone Comedy Club at the Easton Town Center.  Click here for more details.

Also, I will be in Chicago on June 18th, performing at the Just for Laughs Comedy Festival, sponsored by TBS.  Click here for ticket info.  I’ll be performing at the Red Bar Comedy Club.

Out!

DC

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Salt Lake City tonight through Saturday night! Trolley Square Wiseguys…

Hey everyone,

Wanted to let you know I will be performing at Wisguy’s Comedy Club in Trolley Square, in SLC, tonight through Saturday night.  You should really come.  I’ll make it worth your while.  Click HERE for more details.

Also, I’ll in Cincinnati next week at the Newport on the Levee Funny Bone.  Click HERE for details to those shows.

And, I will now be providing you with a week astrological horoscope (100% accurate) each week at Punchline Magazine.

And, if you haven’t yet, text “dan” to 50505 for new text message greeting cards every week.

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Richmond, VA Funny Bone, McCurdy’s Comedy Theater in Sarasota, FL, & Radio

Tonight, April 20th, through this Saturday, April 23rd, I’ll be at the Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia.  For directions, tickets, and showtimes, click here.

Next week, Wednesday, April 27th, through Sunday, May 1st, I will be at McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre in Sarasota, FL.  Click here for info.

Also, be sure to text “dan” to 50505 to get a weekly, horribly inappropriate greeting card sent to your phone every week on Monday, for you to forward to people you love, like, or despise.  Standard text messaging fees apply (I’m not charging anything – just do it!).

And, be sure to listen to “You’re Welcome”, my weekly show on Sirius 103/XM 148 Blue Collar Radio, with co-hosts Doug Mellard and Tom Saunders.  Every Monday at 3PM Pacific Time (adjust for your time zone).  Doug, Tom, and I have also just started recording episodes of our first podcast, Naked and Fearless, where you can hear us comically explore deeply personal true autobiographical stories in a raw and completely uncensored format.  I’ll let you know when and where these episodes will be available.  Topics covered so far are embarrassing childhood revelations, shameful things we’ve done for sex, and LSD.  Hope you like these as much as we do!

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Sioux Falls, Peoria, USD, SD School of Mines & Technology

Hello.

I’d like to take a break from drinking my diet Cherry Coke to tell you some stuff.

I’m going to be a fun new club in Sioux Falls, SD called Fat Daddy’s, tonight, Mar 31 through Sunday night April 3rd.  Click here for details.

I’ll also be at the South Dakota School of Mines and Technology this Monday, April 4th, in Rapid City, South Dakota, and at the University of South Dakota Tuesday, April 5th, at the MUC Ballroom at 7, with comic Bobby Miyamoto.  Good times will be had.

AND… I’ll be at the Jukebox Comedy Club in Peoria next weekend, April 7-9.  Click here for details.

Hope to see you at one of these shows, especially if you’re living in South Dakota, or Illinois.  That’d make the most sense.

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So much stuff…

Okay, lots of news today.  First, I have two shows left in Indianapolis, tonight, March 12th – one at 8PM, and one at 10:30PM, at Crackers Comedy Club (downtown location). It’s been a great week so far, working with the very funny Erin Jackson, and, I hope it ends well.

Also, I’ll be back on Blue Collar Radio, with my show, You’re Welcome, on Sirius 103/XM 148, live,  from 3-4 Pacific Coast Time this Monday, March 14th. (adjust accordingly for your own time zone).  Lucky bastard Doug Mellard, my co-host, will be performing at the South-by-Southwest Festival in Austin, Texas.  Doug will be calling in, and you can too at 1 888 692-5831. (888 My Blue 103).  Joining me in the studio will be Tom Saunders, a very successful writer and producer based in Los Angeles who has worked on everything from News Radio to Arrested Development.  The show will be dedicated to the relief efforts for people affected by the devastating earthquake and tsunami in Japan (you can donate to those efforts at either www.savethechildren.org/japanquake or at www.redcross.org).  And the theme of the show will be FUNNY stories involving people’s personal experiences with natural disasters.  So, if you’ve been involved in a natural disaster, and something funny happened, call in and share.

Then, on Thursday, March 17th, at 11:30 EST (check local listings for time), you can see me on The Daily Habit on Fuel TV. I had a lot of fun hanging out with pro-surfer Alex Gray, comics/correspondents Jordan Morris and Angie Greenup, and host Pat Parnell.  http://www.fuel.tv/thedailyhabit

Finally, this Friday and Saturday, March 18 and 19th, I’ll be performing in the $10,000 stand-up comedy competition as part of the 1st annual Gilda’s Laughfest in Grand Rapids, Michigan.  For ticket/show information, go to http://www.laughfestgr.org/ Other performers in the competition include Kyle Kinane, Lisa Landry, Lachlan Patterson, Kevin Shea, and others.  Other comics at the festival include Bill Cobsy, Kevin Hart, Mike Birbiglia, Margaret Cho, and many, many more.

Oh, and one more thing… you can now text “dan” to 50505 to get a free (normal text message rates apply) hateful greeting card send to your phone every Monday that you can forward to family and friends.  You’ll love it.

Talk soon.

For actual humorous, follow me at www.twitter.com/d_cummins.

DC

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